A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
Don Herold – [Humor]
Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.
Don Herold – [Opportunity]
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Don Herold – [Life and Living]
Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.
Don Herold – [Poverty and The Poor]
There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe.
Don Herold – [Cities and City Life]
There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.
Don Herold – [Intelligence and Intellectuals]
There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.
Don Herold – [Appearance]
Unhappiness is not knowing what we want, and killing ourselves to get it.
Don Herold – [Unhappiness]
Why resist temptation? There will always be more.
Don Herold – [Temptation]
Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
Don Herold – [Work]